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How to get rich.

Do you have dreams and high expectations in life like being rich for instance?.Look no further because you have come to the right place.
To become rich you must follow the steps given below exactly as I say.
1.Do not study:Life is too short,why should you study?Don't fucking study because thats not how people get rich.Rich people do not study,they invest their money in other things like drug trafficking or something that they will make huge profit with.Have you counted how much money your parents have spent on your education?Deposit that money or launder it with high interest or buy a land and wait,wait for a few years and your money will double,even triple because land is a non renewable resource and it is and will be in high demand.
2.Take high risks.Do you think rich people are rich because they do not take risks?Rich people are the people who take high risks but you need a brain to know where and when to take this risks.For instance,I don't have examples,just take high risks and you get high rewards.
3.Do not be a miser.Fuck you if you are,you cheap piece of trash.Do you think money grows on trees and you're saving it to plant them?Go on a spending spree,you need to look rich to be rich.If you wear shabby clothes and have millions of dollars in your bank account,you are poor so shut up and spend your money.The higher the flow of money,the richer the economy gets,the richer the economy gets,the higher amount of money you get paid.Saving money is harmful to the economy and this is why India is a poor country because all the Marwaris are saving.And Ps.you need friends to be rich,rich friends.
4.Sell your kidney.If you want an Iphone sell your kidney because Iphone is cool and it shows that you are rich.
5.Be lazy.Bill Gates once said,I forgot what Bill Gates said so Josef once said"Follow what Bill Gates say and be lazy".
6.Be a robot.If you're gonna whine and cry about what other people might think or feel,stay poor because poor people are the stepping stones of people who want to become rich.You should not have feelings if you really want to become rich because its a cruel world out there and the moment you made yourself vulnerable,people gonna steal yo money and beat the shit out of you.
7.Steal people's works.I don't think this will make you rich but its totally Ok to steal if you don't get caught.You should steal,its ok.
8.Don't be a pussy.I hate pussies,Rich people might do too,so don't be a pussy,Ok?

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